Parents: Here’s a list of reasons why you’re not meeting my standards
Me: Okay…
boys: Here are all the reasons I don’t want you
Me: Okay…
Random people at school: Here’s all the reasons we laugh at you
Me: Okay…
Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It’s annoying. Stop complaining.
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Me: Okay…If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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